1. 9pm: "I'm going to bed now."
  2. 10pm: "I'm going to bed now."
  3. 11pm: "I'm going to bed now."
  4. 12am: "I'm going to bed now."
  5. 1am: "I'm going to bed now."
  6. 2am: "I'm going to bed now."
  7. 3am: "FUCK."
  8. 4am: "FUCK."
  9. 5am: "OKAY."

unclefather:

you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit

nakedexocakeparty:

you ever see someone attractive but they’re such a stereotypical type of attractive that it’s actually boring

I TRIE TO EXPLAIN THIS THING TO MY FRIENDS AND THEY DIDN’T UNDERSTAND IT. FUCK.

humqn:

is your name tumblr because i want to be on you all night long ;)

untexting:

we all have that one follower who we want to be sexually successful with

draculahs