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Which Montreal Canadiens Player Are You?

This is me apologizing for not having my 1K video up on Friday. It’s still only like half edited so instead I decided I’d just make one of these quizzes because I took a hockey related quiz today and it was really really fun!! I really hope you guys like this, and it pays for not having the video up. Reblog and tell who you got!!



earlier today i was thinking about the thousands of girls who post videos on youtube reviewing makeup and talking about their fav products and making tutorials and how no girl has ever once done it just to impress men like literally that whole community exists just for girls because it’s something that so many of us enjoy and yet men still think that we wear makeup for them


procrastination is my only talent

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This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.


  • finds the other persons wallet on the street and goes on a quest to give it back au
  • the only two people at a bar rooting for the same football team au
  • dentist waiting room au (seriously that shit takes so long)
  • waiting for a flight that gets delayed au
  • street magician au
  • take the same bus every morning au
  • "stop talking during the movie i am trying to watch dick bag" au
  • having each other’s names on coke bottles and discovering it in the line to pay au



Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

One of my favorite celebrity interviews ever.




i really don’t like the kings, but this picture is so precious 

They’ve been together since they were fifteen…FIFTEEN


Verbeek vs Dunda

Ryan Verbeek #9 vs Liam Dunda #13 Watch the whole thing, there’s better camera angles towards the end of the video.

Canada: Sure, we may have the best hockey, Tim Hortons, delicious maple syrup, cute moose, and great beer... But we're also the 3rd best place to live in the world as well as the 3rd cleanest country on the planet. We have waterproof money, ketchup chips, the best skiing resorts, Niagara Falls, same-sex marriage is legal in the entire country, we're ranked more free than America, we have a low divorce and suicide rate, we're the 2nd most educated country, our middle class is now the richest middle class in the world, we're the 8th most peaceful country, we have 8% more political female leaders than America, we have the most Hollywood filming locations, paid maternity leave for all women, diversity with extremely rare cases of racism, the cleanest lakes, an extremely stable economy, many well-known celebrities come from here such as Anna Paquin, Rachel McAdams, Ryan Gosling, Pamela Anderson, Seth Rogen, Ellen Page, Will Arnett, Mike Myers, Wolverine, Michael Cera, and Jim Carrey. We also have bigger houses and a low poverty rate. We also help America repopulate endangered species. On top of all that, we're the nicest people that you'll ever meet simply because that's just how us Canadians are. Pretty cool, eh?
Everyone: Hell yeah, happy Canada Day!
America: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
Canada: Sorry